Say a l'il prayer for me

Our Boss, who never art in office,

Hallowed be thy Name, thy race.

Thy kingdom have I come.

In my appraisal will thy will be done.

On KRAs and performance bonuses.

Give us this day your precious time.

And forgive us our management trainee foolish pride

As we forgive those higher up who trample us.

And lead us not into weekly meetings,

But deliver us from route rides and depot visits.

For thine is the kingdom,

and the power,

and the glory,

for ever and ever.

Amen.