So I was reading the papers and came across the feature which spoke about all the toppers.
The state topper was a quintessial iyengar with a namam that looked like he had drawn it with a drafter which he had bought in advance for his engineering drawing classes. He wanted to become an engineer and then do his management degree from an IIM. I went on to the next rank holder's statement.
He wanted to become.....Just then I went back to the earlier line what????????
An engineering degree then a management degree???! what has happened to the world???
He had just shattered the quintessial tam brahm dream of being an engineering and pursuing an MS or maybe he was reshaping the to be tam brahm dream!!!! He wanted to take up ECE...phew there was hope still....
When i suggested to my parents that I wanted to do Literature after school I got a response which sounded like " Oh Lord forgive her for saying that". I think currently the business to be in is the education business. Pretty easy I should say.
I am planning to start my own college.
ARUL MIGU AAL MARATHADI ARUNACHALA ENGINEERING COLLEGE( AMAMAEC)
Get a building, get some out of job engineers and ADVERTISE!!
100% PLACEMENT IN TOP MNC'S LIKE QUIPRO, GEETEEYESS, PINGOSYS.
WE OFFER COURSES IN COMP.SC, ECE, IT, EEE, MECHANICAL.
FIRST COME FIRST SERVE BASIS .
95% SEATS RESERVED FOR MGMT QUOTA
3% RESERVED FOR INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS
REST SEATS WILL BE ALLOTTED ON MERIT BASIS(SEE FOLLOWING PAGE OR OUR ADMISSION TEST FORMS)
INTERNATIONAL QUALITY IN TEACHING.
EXTRA COACHING FOR STUDENTS FOR PERSONALITY DEVELOPMENT BY THOUGHT LEADER EKAMBARAM(rS.1500/HOUR)
FREE LAPTOPS FOR ALL STUDENTS IN ORDER TO AID THEM WATCH EDUCATIONAL MOVIES.
I am sure there will be takers for this college. I am also planning to start engineering coaching right from eleventh standard. Like they teach 10th std syllabus in 9th std and 12th portion in 11th std. Anyways we are going to reach the hallowed portals of an engineering college. Might as well not waste time. This will facilitate enough time for students to study for TOEFL in first year and GRE in second year.
For the lesser mortals who have taken up civil engg and textile engg. I plan to schedule extra classes after college timing for training in C and C++ so that they can pursue a software job after graduation.
I also aim to provide a safe and sound atmosphere for students to study. Boys are not allowed to talk to girls both within and outside the campus premises. The phone lines will be tapped. I will also provide separate buses for boys and girls, separate canteen for boys and girls. Hostels will be far apart from each other. Girls can wear any dress to college as long as it is a salwar kurta and has a dupatta which is pinned on both shoulders. They are also requested to walk with one hand at the back and a finger on the lip for their well being.
My college will aim at a rigourous academic curriculum which any mani pani shani can pass by studying the previous years question papers. Since the first batch will not have this privilege the final exam question paper will be given as one of the revision exam papers. Students will not be told which revision exam paper is likely to come as the final paper.
Students who dont get placed in the final year or who have 2 or more arrears will be given an opportunity to teach the junior batches. My college will accept no donation.
Our fee structure is very realistic.
tuition fee: 30000
development fees :6000
internet fee: 1000
placement fees: 5000
breakage charges of hostels when students get irate with mgmt fee: 1000
hostel fees: 4000
Alla marathadi arunachala co-operative bank will help all students realise their great Indian engineering dream by disbursing educational loans.
I also have plans on the anvil to start a dental college, MBA college, two other engineering colleges- one in the name of my son aal marathadi pithambaram and one in the name of my daughter aal marath adi rajinieshwari.
COME JOIN US.... BECOME AN ENGINEER AND LIVE UP TO THE DREAM OF A QUINTESSENTIAL AVERAGE INDIAN. BE ANOTHER ONE TO BITE THE DUST
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Hey !
Good Piece,da. engg colleg spoof was waiting to be done
brilliant!!
one question ..are your students allowed to use cellphones in college?
To Honourable Selvi Selvi Selvi Parasakthi ammal,
I am a journalist working with the "Village Woman" paper from Kolokottai. We have heard a lot about ur esteemed ARUL MIGU AAL MARATHADI ARUNACHALA ENGINEERING COLLEGE( AMAMAEC). We shall be glad if you could grace our paper by answering a few questions:
Does your esteemed ARUL MIGU AAL MARATHADI ARUNACHALA ENGINEERING COLLEGE( AMAMAEC)give reservations for a "to be born" child of a promising and potential "to be married" parent? (Of course, we are still looking for the spouse.)
When is ur esteemed institution likely to get recognised as a "doomed" university?
When are u starting the mismanagement program?
Thank you.
PS: can you also send us ur photo and US$ 1,789,674,850.4653726 to account 1-8763-8773-98321-877 with Padayappa Brothers of Sowkarpettai for covering ur college?
ARUL MIGU AALA MARATHADI ARUNACHALA AMMAN THUNAI
Thaye Mariyaatha.. Yesterday in my dreams ARUL MIGU AALA MARATHADI ARUNACHALA AMMAN appeared and told me to join ECE in an engineering college named aftr her.. I would be greatly obliged if you could give me admission into your esteemed institution and prevent me from performing a deiva kutram(GOD SIN :D).. All these days I thought engineering was about mundane things like problem solving, designing et al.. but you have introduced all thogetehr new dimensions to the whole engineering perspective... I strongly recommend that u dedicate the last hour of everyday's classes to singin ARUL MIGU AALA MARATHADI ARUNACHALA AMMAN bajan.. this wud greatly please her mighty lord and help in achieveing 100% results and ofcourse placements.. Ok enough of mockai.. btw well written sppoof of engineering school.. gusshow..
Hey - as per ur request I am finally adding a comment ...not over email or chat this time babe!
Good one .....I loved the name of ur college ..its a killer!am sure tht wld attract more students frm all over the world......
You arent providing a safe atmosphere.... I would surely want seperate calssrooms for the gals and the guys and if ever they are found talking in or outside the campus ...they shall be suspended and also maybe a light and dark blue combination uniform wouldnt be a bad idea!!
oh doesnt ur college have those monthly, weekly, hourly tests......well, then mabbe this is an all fun college ....u dont seem to be motivating the students to study ! :P
@anonmyous:
Damn...I forgot about the tests....!!!!!
Was looking into your blog randomly and I can't stop laughing when I saw this port. This is simple awesome! You missed out one more point in the ad "AMAMAEC has got deemed university status now".Having been in the tech industry for 5 years I am not able to see quality engineers coming out of any of these colleges and its ridiculus :(
I am sold :) looking forward to the opening ceremony
Lady, perhaps you've overlooked the fact that such a college already exists
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